Your service is awesome, why is it so cheap?

3 Reasons:

1. We’ve eliminated all the hassle in video production by completely automating it. You’ll find no time-consuming unionized voice actors channelling their inner Fabio, nor any inexperienced cameramen fiddling with the exposure on their camera lenses.
2. We’ve removed you from the equation. You read that right, and it’s not that we don’t enjoy the occasional chat in an informal get-together.. But by boiling the video production down to the essentials, all you need to do is watch the videos roll in!
3. We recently acquired the contract for a congregation of elves who were previously utilized by father Christmas himself. In the 11 months of the year he doesn’t enslave them for greedy children’s needs, we force them into labor with Mount Vesuvius’ wrath.. Joking aside, we’ve spent a ghastly amount of man-hours optimizing our video production and render algorithm to be able to shoot out masses of video at trailblazing speeds.